Off-Topic: Kirby Delauter.

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UPDATE: I think it's safe to say that in just 12 hours or so, this jackass has become the ALL YOUR BASE of 2014 (h/t to Andrew Bouska)

Of course, he's only threatening to sue the reporter...it could be worse...